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Absurdity in The Bible

There are 1147 verses tagged with Absurdity in The Bible:
    10:27 And the king made silver to be in Jerusalem as stones, and cedars made he to be as the sycomore trees that are in the vale, for abundance....
    The Bible:1 Kings 10:27
  • 11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites:...
    The Bible:1 Kings 11:1
  • 11:4 For it came to pass, when Solomon was old, that his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the...
    The Bible:1 Kings 11:4
  • 11:5 For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites....
    The Bible:1 Kings 11:5
  • 12:11 And now whereas my father did lade you with a heavy yoke, I will add to your yoke: my father hath chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with...
    The Bible:1 Kings 12:11
  • 13:24 And when he was gone, a lion met him by the way, and slew him: and his carcase was cast in the way, and the ass stood by it, the lion also stood by the carcase....
    The Bible:1 Kings 13:24
  • 15:3 And he walked in all the sins of his father, which he had done before him: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as the heart of David his father....
    The Bible:1 Kings 15:3
  • 17:6 And the ravens brought him bread and flesh in the morning, and bread and flesh in the evening; and he drank of the brook....
    The Bible:1 Kings 17:6
  • 18:38 Then the fire of the LORD fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust,...
    The Bible:1 Kings 18:38
  • 19:7 And the angel of the LORD came again the second time, and touched him, and said, Arise and eat; because the journey is too great for thee....
    The Bible:1 Kings 19:7
  • 20:30 But the rest fled to Aphek, into the city; and there a wall fell upon twenty and seven thousand of the men that were left. And Benhadad fled, and came into the...
    The Bible:1 Kings 20:30
  • 20:36 Then said he unto him, Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee. And as soon as he was...
    The Bible:1 Kings 20:36
  • 3:15 And Solomon awoke; and, behold, it was a dream. And he came to Jerusalem, and stood before the ark of the covenant of the LORD, and offered up burnt offerings,...
    The Bible:1 Kings 3:15
  • 6:2 And the house which king Solomon built for the LORD, the length thereof was threescore cubits, and the breadth thereof twenty cubits, and the height thereof thirty...
    The Bible:1 Kings 6:2
  • 7:2 He built also the house of the forest of Lebanon; the length thereof was an hundred cubits, and the breadth thereof fifty cubits, and the height thereof thirty...
    The Bible:1 Kings 7:2
  • 8:11 So that the priests could not stand to minister because of the cloud: for the glory of the LORD had filled the house of the LORD....
    The Bible:1 Kings 8:11
  • 8:63 And Solomon offered a sacrifice of peace offerings, which he offered unto the LORD, two and twenty thousand oxen, and an hundred and twenty thousand sheep. So the...
    The Bible:1 Kings 8:63
  • 1:20 Who verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times for you,...
    The Bible:1 Peter 1:20
  • 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:...
    The Bible:1 Peter 5:8
  • 10:22 Therefore they enquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Behold he hath hid himself among the...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 10:22
  • 10:27 But the children of Belial said, How shall this man save us? And they despised him, and brought no presents. But he held his peace....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 10:27
  • 11:11 And it was so on the morrow, that Saul put the people in three companies; and they came into the midst of the host in the morning watch, and slew...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 11:11
  • 11:2 And Nahash the Ammonite answered them, On this condition will I make a covenant with you, that I may thrust out all your right eyes, and lay it for a...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 11:2
  • 11:7 And he took a yoke of oxen, and hewed them in pieces, and sent them throughout all the coasts of Israel by the hands of messengers, saying, Whosoever cometh not...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 11:7
  • 12:18 So Samuel called unto the LORD; and the LORD sent thunder and rain that day: and all the people greatly feared the LORD and Samuel....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 12:18
  • 13:14 But now thy kingdom shall not continue: the LORD hath sought him a man after his own heart, and the LORD hath commanded him to be captain over his people,...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 13:14
  • 14:15 And there was trembling in the host, in the field, and among all the people: the garrison, and the spoilers, they also trembled, and the earth quaked: so it was a very...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 14:15
  • 14:24 And the men of Israel were distressed that day: for Saul had adjured the people, saying, Cursed be the man that eateth any food until evening, that I may be avenged on...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 14:24
  • 14:43 Then Saul said to Jonathan, Tell me what thou hast done. And Jonathan told him, and said, I did but taste a little honey with the end of the rod that was in mine hand,...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 14:43
  • 16:16 Let our lord now command thy servants, which are before thee, to seek out a man, who is a cunning player on an harp: and it shall come to pass, when the evil spirit from...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 16:16
  • 16:23 And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 16:23
  • 18:10 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the evil spirit from God came upon Saul, and he prophesied in the midst of the house: and David played with his hand, as...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 18:10
  • 18:27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 18:27
  • 19:9 And the evil spirit from the LORD was upon Saul, as he sat in his house with his javelin in his hand: and David played with his hand....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 19:9
  • 21:13 And he changed his behaviour before them, and feigned himself mad in their hands, and scrabbled on the doors of the gate, and let his spittle fall down upon his...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 21:13
  • 27:11 And David saved neither man nor woman alive, to bring tidings to Gath, saying, Lest they should tell on us, saying, So did David, and so will be his manner all the...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 27:11
  • 3:11 And the LORD said to Samuel, Behold, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 3:11
  • 3:18 And Samuel told him every whit, and hid nothing from him. And he said, It is the LORD: let him do what seemeth him good....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 3:18
  • 3:4 That the LORD called Samuel: and he answered, Here am I....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 3:4
  • 30:1 And it came to pass, when David and his men were come to Ziklag on the third day, that the Amalekites had invaded the south, and Ziklag, and smitten Ziklag, and...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 30:1
  • 5:12 And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 5:12
  • 5:5 Therefore neither the priests of Dagon, nor any that come into Dagon's house, tread on the threshold of Dagon in Ashdod unto this day....
    The Bible:1 Samuel 5:5
  • 6:12 And the kine took the straight way to the way of Bethshemesh, and went along the highway, lowing as they went, and turned not aside to the right hand or to the...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 6:12
  • 9:2 And he had a son, whose name was Saul, a choice young man, and a goodly: and there was not among the children of Israel a goodlier person than he: from his shoulders and...
    The Bible:1 Samuel 9:2
  • 2:10 Ye are witnesses, and God also, how holily and justly and unblameably we behaved ourselves among you that believe:...
    The Bible:1 Thessalonians 2:10
  • 2:18 Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us....
    The Bible:1 Thessalonians 2:18
  • 1:20 Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme....
    The Bible:1 Timothy 1:20
  • 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do....
    The Bible:1 Timothy 1:4
  • 4:4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:...
    The Bible:1 Timothy 4:4
  • 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come....
    The Bible:1 Timothy 4:8

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