Absurdity in The Scripture Project
There are 1874 verses tagged with Absurdity in The Scripture Project:
14:8 And Asa had an army of men that bare targets and spears, out of Judah three hundred thousand; and out of Benjamin, that bare shields and drew bows, two hundred and...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 14:816:1 In the six and thirtieth year of the reign of Asa Baasha king of Israel came up against Judah, and built Ramah, to the intent that he might let none go out...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 16:116:12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 16:1216:9 For the eyes of the LORD run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to shew himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward him. Herein thou...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 16:92:2 And Solomon told out threescore and ten thousand men to bear burdens, and fourscore thousand to hew in the mountain, and three thousand and six hundred to oversee...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 2:221:20 Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem eight years, and departed without being desired. Howbeit...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 21:2021:9 Then Jehoram went forth with his princes, and all his chariots with him: and he rose up by night, and smote the Edomites which compassed him in, and the captains...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 21:922:1 And the inhabitants of Jerusalem made Ahaziah his youngest son king in his stead: for the band of men that came with the Arabians to the camp had slain all the...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 22:126:19 Then Uzziah was wroth, and had a censer in his hand to burn incense: and while he was wroth with the priests, the leprosy even rose up in his forehead before...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 26:1927:7 Now the rest of the acts of Jotham, and all his wars, and his ways, lo, they are written in the book of the kings of Israel and Judah....
The Bible:2 Chronicles 27:728:6 For Pekah the son of Remaliah slew in Judah an hundred and twenty thousand in one day, which were all valiant men; because...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 28:635:25 And Jeremiah lamented for Josiah: and all the singing men and the singing women spake of Josiah in their lamentations to this day, and made them an ordinance in Israel: and,...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 35:2536:23 Thus saith Cyrus king of Persia, All the kingdoms of the earth hath the LORD God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to build him an house in Jerusalem, which is in Judah. Who is...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 36:2336:9 Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 36:96:42 O LORD God, turn not away the face of thine anointed: remember the mercies of David thy servant....
The Bible:2 Chronicles 6:427:1 Now when Solomon had made an end of praying, the fire came down from heaven, and consumed the burnt offering and the sacrifices; and the glory of the LORD filled the...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 7:17:5 And king Solomon offered a sacrifice of twenty and two thousand oxen, and an hundred and twenty thousand sheep: so the king and all the people dedicated the house of...
The Bible:2 Chronicles 7:511:1 Would to God ye could bear with me a little in my folly: and indeed bear with me....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 11:111:23 Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in labours more abundant, in stripes above measure, in prisons more frequent, in deaths oft....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 11:2311:3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 11:311:8 I robbed other churches, taking wages of them, to do you service....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 11:812:11 I am become a fool in glorying; ye have compelled me: for I ought to have been commended of you: for in nothing am I behind the very chiefest apostles, though I...
The Bible:2 Corinthians 12:1112:16 But be it so, I did not burden you: nevertheless, being crafty, I caught you with guile....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 12:1612:3 And I knew such a man, (whether in the body, or out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth;)...
The Bible:2 Corinthians 12:313:12 Greet one another with an holy kiss....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 13:1213:5 Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?...
The Bible:2 Corinthians 13:52:15 For we are unto God a sweet savour of Christ, in them that are saved, and in them that perish:...
The Bible:2 Corinthians 2:155:13 For whether we be beside ourselves, it is to God: or whether we be sober, it is for your cause....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 5:135:21 For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him....
The Bible:2 Corinthians 5:211:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist....
The Bible:2 John 1:713:12 And the rest of the acts of Joash, and all that he did, and his might wherewith he fought against Amaziah king of Judah, are they not written in the book of the...
The Bible:2 Kings 13:1213:18 And he said, Take the arrows. And he took them. And he said unto the king of Israel, Smite upon the ground. And he smote thrice, and stayed....
The Bible:2 Kings 13:1814:15 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoash which he did, and his might, and how he fought with Amaziah king of Judah, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the...
The Bible:2 Kings 14:1516:2 Twenty years old was Ahaz when he began to reign, and reigned sixteen years in Jerusalem, and did not that which was right in the sight of the LORD his God, like...
The Bible:2 Kings 16:218:1 Now it came to pass in the third year of Hoshea son of Elah king of Israel, that Hezekiah the son of Ahaz king of Judah began to reign....
The Bible:2 Kings 18:119:35 And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand:...
The Bible:2 Kings 19:352:14 And he took the mantle of Elijah that fell from him, and smote the waters, and said, Where is the LORD God of Elijah? and when he also had smitten the waters, they parted...
The Bible:2 Kings 2:142:22 So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake....
The Bible:2 Kings 2:222:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou...
The Bible:2 Kings 2:232:8 And Elijah took his mantle, and wrapped it together, and smote the waters, and they were divided hither and thither, so that they two went over on dry ground....
The Bible:2 Kings 2:820:7 And Isaiah said, Take a lump of figs. And they took and laid it on the boil, and he recovered....
The Bible:2 Kings 20:720:8 And Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD the third day?...
The Bible:2 Kings 20:821:12 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his...
The Bible:2 Kings 21:1221:13 And I will stretch over Jerusalem the line of Samaria, and the plummet of the house of Ahab: and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it...
The Bible:2 Kings 21:134:32 And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, and laid upon his bed....
The Bible:2 Kings 4:324:41 But he said, Then bring meal. And he cast it into the pot; and he said, Pour out for the people, that they may eat. And there was no harm in the pot....
The Bible:2 Kings 4:415:14 Then went he down, and dipped himself seven times in Jordan, according to the saying of the man of God: and his flesh came again like unto the flesh of a little child,...
The Bible:2 Kings 5:146:12 And one of his servants said, None, my lord, O king: but Elisha, the prophet that is in Israel, telleth the king of Israel the words that thou speakest in thy...
The Bible:2 Kings 6:126:17 And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was...
The Bible:2 Kings 6:17
5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities....
The Bible:1 Timothy 5:23







