Service will take in Fido after the Rapture, for a fee
by John Kelly
Posted: May 11, 2011.
Posted: May 11, 2011.
Print: Washington Post Local
Bart Centre does not believe in heaven, but he’s pretty sure that if there is a heaven, your pet is not going there.
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In 2009, he launched Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA. Bart guarantees that if or when the Rapture comes he or one of his 44 contractors in 26 states will drive to your home within 24 hours, collect your dog, cat, bird, rabbit or small caged mammal, and adopt it.
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“Right now, we have over 250 clients,” said Bart
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“Who knows whether I’m taking advantage of them,” he asked, “or they’re taking advantage of me?”
He takes PayPal.
But then your best buddy falls to the hands of some satanic, hellbound, wretched evil-doer who did work on Sunday or failed to hate homosexuals. And they won’t get to hang out in heaven with all those great men of faith like The Nazis and Jerry Falwell and all the pope-types. ... hmmm this may actually be a sound investment.
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