Under “The Power of Symbolism” #4:

“Fifty stars shine in the sky representing the states of the Union—some stars shine brigher than others”

I wonder which states are the ones which shine the brightest.  It must be those states with the highest average IQ.

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There’s a soldier with the name “King” for Martin Luther King, because he was clearly pro-war.

Also, the name tag is on the wrong side.  Oops?

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Almost got it right in the description of the Professor:

“He tightly holds his “Origin of Species” book by Charles Darwin.  This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system.  His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite.  There is no room for God in education.  There is contempt for any other viewpoints.  Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong.  Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step.  He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.”

Intelligence of the Creator? LOL

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He actually depicts Satan in his painting. F-ing Satan! I can’t believe people still believe these myths are real. At least not past the age of 10

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http://www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton Fine Art.htm gives a more correct, and funnier version.

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Oh, that’s Satan?

This whole time I was like “What’s Emperor Palpatine doing in there?”

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