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Excerpt From ‘The Autobiography of Mark Twain’

Mark Twain
Posted: August 3, 2010.
Published: August 3, 2010.

Print: Newsweek

Excerpt from ‘The Autobiograpgy of Mark Twain’

About once a year some pious public library banishes Huck Finn from its children’s department, and on the same plea always—that Huck, the neglected and untaught son of a town drunkard, is given to lying, when in difficulty and hard pressed, and is therefore a bad example for young people, and a damager of their morals.

Two or three years ago I was near by when one of these banishments was decreed and advertised, and I went over and asked the librarian about it, and he said yes, Huck was banished for lying. I asked,

“Is there nothing else against him?”

“No, I think not.”

“Do you banish all books that are likely to defile young morals, or do you stop with Huck?”

“We do not discriminate; we banish all that are hurtful to young morals.”

I picked up a book, and said—

“I see several copies of this book lying around. Are the young forbidden to read it?”

“The Bible? Of course not.”

“Why not?”

“That is a strange question to ask.”

“Very well, then I withdraw it. Are you acquainted with the passages in Huck which are held to be objectionable?”

He said he was; and at my request he took pen and paper and proceeded to write them down for me. Meantime I stepped to a desk and wrote down some extracts from the Bible. I showed them to him and said I would take it as a favor if he would attach his extracts to mine and post them on the wall, so that the people could examine them and see which of the two sets they would prefer to have their young boys and girls read.

He replied coldly that he was willing to post the extracts which he had made, but not those which I had made.

“Why?”

He replied—still coldly—that he did not wish to discuss the matter. I asked if he had some boys and girls in his family, and he said he had. I asked—

“Do you ever read to them these extracts which I have made?”

“Of course not!”

“You don’t need to. They read them to themselves, clandestinely. All Protestant children of both sexes do it, and have been doing it for several centuries. You did it yourself when you were a boy. Isn’t it so?”

He hesitated, then said no. I said—

“You have lied, and you know it. I think you have been reading Huck Finn, yourself, and damaging your morals.”

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Ah, good old Samuel.  It’s the most curious thing - I know many conservative religious types who enjoy Clemens’ work and seem to regard the man himself rather favorably.  Is it possible they’ve completely missed his “militant atheism”?

posted on August 6, 2010
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quotes from the militant atheist.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

God made man in his image then man returned the favor.

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researcher - I’m assuming you’re trying to prove “Mark Twain” was in fact religious.  Two things:

Please notice the scare quotes around militant atheism in my comment.  This is a diacritic widely understood to connote sarcasm.  Clemens may have been an extremely dilute deist, but that’s not certain, afaik.  His writings on religion demonstrate to me that he may have been as strident and militant an atheist as anyone alive today.  In the above story, Clemens behaves in just such a manner as many religious types would identify w the “New, Militant, Atheism.”  (please notice the scare quotes again - this time used because atheism is in no way new.)

Second, you’re not seriously missing the sarcasm present in most of those quotations, are you?  These are not quotations from a pious individual, demonstrating his faith.  You seem to think they are, probably just because they include the word ‘god’.

posted on August 7, 2010
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Exactly, JS1685.  One can only wait with bated breath for the first autobiographical volume…

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I’ve just read the article accompanying that excerpt.  Not surprisingly, there is no mention of Clemens’ views on religion.

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In the works collected and published as “The Bible According to Mark Twain,” you will find ample evidence that he may not have been an orthodox Christian.  In works such as “Letters from the Earth” and “The Diary of Adam and Eve,” he makes many of he same points against Christianity found in the Four Horsemen’s books.  But Twain will keep you laughing all the way.  The month he died, he wrote a satirical piece on etiquette for arrival at the “pearly gates.”

posted on August 21, 2010
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