Two scientists walk into a bar. . .
Posted: 12 July 2012 12:47 AM
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The first scientist ordered an H2O and the second one said, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The first scientist’s thirst was quenched but the second scientist died.
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Posted: 12 July 2012 01:07 AM
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How did the first scientist then react?
Posted: 12 July 2012 02:48 AM
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Skipshot - 12 July 2012 12:47 AM
The first scientist ordered an H2O and the second one said, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The first scientist’s thirst was quenched but he second scientist died.
That’s Hydrogen peroxide for ya!
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Posted: 12 July 2012 04:31 AM
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My nephew drinks hydrogen peroxide. He claims it is good for his health. He took growth hormone for a while, but his chin became elongated, so he stopped.
http://www.dancingalgae.com/hydrogenperoxide.html
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Posted: 12 July 2012 05:36 AM
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Posted: 12 July 2012 05:57 AM
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Posted: 12 July 2012 06:18 AM
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Jefe - 12 July 2012 05:57 AM
HOH HOH HOH!
HOH4!
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Posted: 12 July 2012 07:30 AM
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Epaminondas - 12 July 2012 05:36 AM
I hate chemistry jokes!
Well..your either part of the solution, or you’re part of the precipitate…
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Posted: 12 July 2012 07:38 AM
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LOL! Good one Martin! The only chemistry joke I have ever liked!
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Posted: 12 July 2012 07:46 AM
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Epaminondas - 12 July 2012 07:38 AM
LOL! Good one Martin! The only chemistry joke I have ever liked!
I won’t spoil it with another then…
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Epaminondas - 12 July 2012 05:36 AM
I hate chemistry jokes!
Well..your either part of the solution, or you’re part of the precipitate…
Good one!
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Cation: I think I lost an electron.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
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‘Cation: I think I lost an electron.
Ok Skip, just for the record, that is a physics joke not a chemistry joke.
Carry on then.
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You guys are getting my psyched for the 5th season of Breaking Bad.
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