ecurb: So there’s a whole corporation in your head? Who’s the CEO? Can I buy some shares?
No, it’s not a corporation. It is big old house with a lot of people trying to live together. They are the ones who are always quarreling with each other., although once in a while they all get together and sing kumbaya. We have all agreed to lock the batty old lady who smokes cigars and spits on the sidewalk in the attic. She’s a foul mouthed bitch,who lifts her leg when she farts. When she hears the rest of us singing, she cackles and calls us shit-for-brains woo ninnies.
Hmmm….maybe I’ll unlock the door and ask her to check out PR. She’d love it. She’d probably fall in love with that pesky rabbit.
Do you think it would be safe to let her loose in here, Saralyn? On her own, I mean? We’ve got a few batty old things in here already, (they know who they are) and I’m just wondering whether we need any more at this stage. She might end up trashing the joint and get herself injured into the bargain. I’d hold off for a while. You come in here quite often enough and tell us how she’s doing and what she’s thinking. I think we might know her well enough already and it’s probably not worth the risk of letting “a foul mouthed bitch,who lifts her leg when she farts” off the leash. Has she been vaccinated and desexed? If not, I wouldn’t even entertain the idea. Keep her in the basement, for goodness sake.







