TheBrotherMario - 19 January 2012 09:43 AM
“Modern language” is “English”? Modern language is an interpretation of the Bible with “thee” and “thou” replaced with “you” and “your”.
I’m starting to realize that Mike78 and GAD, and probably most of my “adversaries” on Project Reason, are basically uneducated and untalented.
Further proof of this is Stylo’s stupidity at not seeing the difference in degrees of knowledge, especially when this knowledge is pertaining to the existence of an invisible God. And, he got stuck like a broken record on a question that emphasizes this stupidity, all the while thinking (I’m sure) that he has discovered a contradiction in some personal scheme of mine.
Well…the realization of what it takes to become a proclaimed atheist is coming into full focus—i.e., my knowledge of just how ignorant atheists are, individually in their own personal lives, is reaching a higher degree.
Ha, ha, ha. My apologies for being “ignorant.” Your confabulation was even “stoopider” than I though it was, and has now given birth to yet another one. I am now supposed to believe that what you meant was that you were unaware of the existence of bibles eschewing the use of “thee” and “thou” in favor of “you” and “your”? Why did I not appreciate that such an exquisite little nugget of trivia would necessarily make its way into your story (ad hoc as it is) as a factor that would somehow add reliability (??!!) as opposed to being better explained by an ongoing fabrication? How could I possibly have missed that a detail so infinitesmal and mundane would have prevented you from reaching for a bible sooner? Of course, my ignorance is palpable. Everybody knows bible novices numbered in the thousands and millions, knowing nothing of the language or contents of the good book until it was made a better book by the adoption of “modern language.” The flood gates then opened and stampedes rushed toward bible shops to consume the new biblical food served (gulp) in the vernacular. It was as if the bible had been (magically) converted into chicken fingers or, or, or macaroni and cheese. It was no longer the brussel spouts of old, unpallatable to the point of leaving hordes totally ignorant and indifferent to the message of god. Exciting!!!
With the mist cleared from my eyes (thank god. No . . . thank BM), this is how I now picture the improved confabulation. I’m sure you’ll add a nother twist, so our collaboration will have to be by iterations.
BM thought to himself, “I love you god, and I always wanted to know something about that jesus kid of yours, but with all the “thees” and “thous,” I don’t know if I’m coming or going.” God, ever listening to the ridiculously specific complaints of BM, then answered his prayer—not by manifesting a groovy new bible for BM out of thin air in “modern language,” but rather by shining light out of a picture of jesus at BM’s friend, who would bring just such a groovy bible over to BM’s house. BM’s friend arrived at the door and said, “I have no idea what I’m doing here, but I think I should give you this bible. It’s written in ‘modern language.’ By the way, I’m out of mescaline.” BM was floored. “What??!!! You mean these things have existed in ‘modern language’ all this time and I didn’t know that precious detail that has prevented me from knowing god up to this point in the story? My prayers are answered! Bye, bye ‘thee,’ I’ll see ‘thee’ later. I can finally start that new life with god, founded on ‘modern language.’ By the way, I’m out of mescaline too.”