40.  unemployment

41. Q: “Honey, what do you want to do today?”

      A:  “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”

Answerer - 08 October 2011 01:39 PM

41. Q: “Honey, what do you want to do today?”

      A:  “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”

Right on!

I can’t believe marriage has come in at only No. 42

43. Shopping malls
44. Televised awards ceremonies
45. Low alcohol beer

Such unthinkable abominations. The mind boggles.

46. Mowing the lawn

eudemonia - 09 October 2011 05:25 AM

46. Mowing the lawn

This came to mind when I posted the accordion photo (post #20).  Also killing so-called weeds - a practice contributing to the spreading dead zones along the coasts.

47.  The urge for MORE in the midst of plenty.  This encompasses such states of mind as unquenchable desire, creating fantasies of heaven and paradise and the denigration of nature or reality.

denigrate  vt  1 :    to cast aspersions on :  DEFAME   2 :    to deny the importance or validity of :  BELITTLE (Webster)

48. Mirrors

49.  Accidentally invented a way to spread a plague worldwide in a few hours.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1US_4uf4YE

HUMAN PROBLEMS THAT OTHER ANIMALS DON’T HAVE

50.  ill-fitting shoes

51.  keeping up with fashion; tattoos, studs in the tongue, etc.

52.  remembering birthdays

53.  algebra

54.  keeping 12,946 objects dry

55. country music

eudemonia - 13 October 2011 02:28 PM

55. country music

Plagiarist!  Check #24.

55.  Picking up after their pet.
56.  Explaining to the cops, then later to your wife, why you’re naked, drunk, and disoriented.
57.  Sitting through commercials for erectile disfunction, tampons, and hemorrhoids with your kid and having to explain to him what they mean.
58.  In-laws.  (the difference between an in-law and an outlaw is the outlaw is wanted.)

Skipshot - 13 October 2011 09:04 PM

eudemonia - 13 October 2011 02:28 PM

55. country music

Plagiarist!  Check #24.

55.  Picking up after their pet.
56.  Explaining to the cops, then later to your wife, why you’re naked, drunk, and disoriented.
57.  Sitting through commercials for erectile disfunction, tampons, and hemorrhoids with your kid and having to explain to him what they mean.
58.  In-laws.  (the difference between an in-law and an outlaw is the outlaw is wanted.)

I was going to make #59 - PLAGIARISM - but then saw Joe Dator’s cartoon in a recent New Yorker:

My bad. I would like to make a change just for Skip-

55. Country Music….to… Drambuie

eudemonia - 14 October 2011 01:37 PM

My bad. I would like to make a change just for Skip-

55. Country Music….to… Drambuie

Ohhh!  I’ve been outdone!  I can’t beat that, you win.

FINALLY got one up on Skip. Now, continuing on…....

56. Alimony

eudemonia - 14 October 2011 07:41 PM

FINALLY got one up on Skip. Now, continuing on…....

59. Alimony

  (numbering correction)

60.  breast implants

61.  alarm clocks

I really don’t see a human problem with breast implants, sorry smokey.

eudemonia - 16 October 2011 05:53 AM

I really don’t see a human problem with breast implants, sorry smokey.

I was thinking how my cat, for one, would object to being anesthetized while lumps of plastic were inserted under his skin.  I suppose one of these days a bulldog will win first prize at the Dog Show, and then there will be a scandal when the judges find out that his jowls have implants.  Are implants allowed in the Miss America Contest?  What if it turns out that the $5 million-dollar winner of the X-FACTOR contest has vocal-cord implants?

62. Rights

eudemonia - 22 October 2011 06:26 AM

62. Rights

Or having to discuss “Natural Rights” Eud !