I think it’s a sin to eat oysters any other way.
It’s a sin to eat oysters period.
Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be detestable to you.
Leviticus 11:12
Semen is probably off limits too (especially for dudes).
Sorry Rob, you have to give up men and oysters, so sayeth Leviticus.
LOL
Fuck Leviticus! I’m not giving up my two favourite foods. Who was this Leviticus anyway? Some ancient dickhead who, one way or another, needed fucking and a good dose of the old oysters naturel. Yeah. What he needed was a good time. Probably couldn’t get it so he wrote the book of Sour Grapes.
But let’s not get hung up on degustatory dogma. In matters sexual I have always been guided by the sacred words of the bible, to wit:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Of course, being a flip-flop that injunction has never been difficult for me to obey.
Guess I’m doomed to heaven whether I like it or not. One thing’s for sure, if that creep Leviticus is there he’s gonna get a peice of my mind.
Oh, and one more thing whilst we’re on the subject of the bible and sex. However much I love the bible, I must admit that I have doubts about the notion that ‘it is better to give than to receive’. I think it is more noble to both give without thought of reciprocation and to receive without guilt about lifelong obligation. The former is true altruism. The latter is, when it cannot be repaid, recognition of true altruism.
Demand for that impossible pound of flesh was what created all the problems for Shakespear’s Shylock.
Oh, fuck, I’m preaching. Sorry. Time to hit the sack. My partner’s not a seaman but he’s got a very nice sack full of…
No, bed…
