We use our EYEBALLS to look at all sorts of things but I think it’s time they looked at each other. For some, that may be as easy as looking cross-eyed into a closely held mirror. The rest of us can keep staring ahead. Chances are, you’re looking at a vid screen right now.
We learn all kinds of stuff from our video screens everyday. Today, we will learn about vid screens and what they can tell us about our EYEBALLS, which, for convience, you can leave right where they are.
Most of us flip right past The Color Bars when surfing the cable. That is likely because, like EWTN, we have no idea what we are looking at. The truth is, those colored bars have more to say about reality than most channels. The truth isn’t pretty but fortunately, the colors are. A simple color bar pattern is shown below.
Of the six colored bands, three of them are the same as the color wheel above- red, blue and Shemp… I mean, green. The so-called primary colors. If you did the staring trick (count to five while staring at the wheel, count to five while staring at blank space, then the negative image appears) then you have already seen the other color bands- magenta, cyan and Curly… I mean yellow. Since a TV makes white from a red, a blue and a green screen all at full tilt, those three other “secondary” colors can be made by subtracting one of the primary colors from this so-called “white”. Take the red away and the screen is cyan. Take the blue away and screen is yellow. Take the green away and the screen is magenta. Any modern LCD TV or monitor has a menu with RGB levels and you can try this yourself. Just remember where they were set.
So now, if you were really determined to have a sensible conceptual color wheel in your head, you would think you had it made. Now the wheel has six sensible segments- three real colors and three phantoms or negatives or anti-colors. They have a nice logical reversable symetry. Once you get the idea, you can perceive it within the Chunk Limit. That means it’s a comfortable, un-narrated thought. It’s even vaguely rainbow like. Imagine a tubular rainbow. Our brains can do that, so maybe we’re on to something.
The next time you print out an article on deforestation, notice how printing supports the color wheel scheme. There’s no rainbow in the ink cartridge. The computer’s printer makes color via subtraction from the white of the paper or, “CMYK” (K for black). Notice that the color ink cartridge contains cyan, magenta and yellow. Equal amounts of magenta and yellow with no cyan make red. Equal amounts cyan and yellow with no magenta makes green. Leave out the yellow and you get blue. Black is added to darken the colors.
Back to the bars… notice that the left side has lighter colors and the right side has darker colors. Each band has a slightly darker “grey level” than the band to its left. The truth is, that’s where the real truth is as far as our EYEBALLS are concerned. Our EYEBALLS started out as simple bean-counters that tracked the bulk weight of photons that passed through its dual optical sphincters. We call it “brightness”. Our brains have used the bean-counts to re-map the world in front of us as a mental sensation. Prof. Darwin (used here as a figurehead for a body of opinion) would remind us that our ancestors did this to be successful and not clever. Once success was achieved and evolutionary pressure was relieved, further cleverness was not pursued. Our EYEBALLS used brightness to make us happy, which is just what your vid screen is doing.
If you turn the color level all the way down, the pattern becomes seven bands of grey that scale light to dark. They should appear to be even increments of darkening from left to right. Your TV’s Gamma control will adjust how light or dark the middle bars are by stretching the grey-scale toward light or dark. Contrast will control the range or distance between the darkest and lightest the picture can get. Brightness just collectively changes the whole light level up or down. These are all things our EYEBALLS can do. It’s all about mapping light intensity. In tech-talk, it is called the TV Luminence Signal. If you’re watching a black & white movie, it is all you need.
If you sat too close to the TV screen, you likely noticed how the picture is lots of rows of dots of light. Each dot has one light level. Together, if you move back enough, they form a picture to your EYEBALLS. But really it’s a big map of light levels. The reason it works is that inside your EYEBALLS are lots of rows of little light receptors making a big map of light levels. All the picture adjustments listed above are done right there in the EYEBALL. By the time the “picture” is sent down the chute, it is already much happier than the raw photon stew it was drawn from.
This should explain our tendency to see “optical illusions”. Those are brightness maps that, while making us happy, do not stand up to a narrated, post-cinema examination and must re-explained in order to make us intellectually happy. It may be truthier to think of optical illusions as “sight” and that these illusions come in two forms- successful and unsuccessful. There is no reason to see “color” any differently.
The truth is that the color wheel is our EYEBALLS’ way of making us happy by making up colors that they can’t possibly know are there. Not for sure. The Three Primary Colors are three narrow bands of the rainbow that our EYEBALLS have selected as the most useful in bringing us optical happiness. Why three? Why not five? There is no way to fit five fields of color-tuned light-mapping sensors into our EYEBALLS without limiting their ability to see luminence detail (which was still vital to happiness) or by slowing the rate at which maps could be created.
So, while the rest of the rainbow of colors are really there, our EYEBALLS are only pretending to see them. Based on a large body of evidence connecting rainbows to happiness, it is natural that our EYEBALLS should consider the job done.
Vid screens and color bars are made to create the Color Wheel o’ FUN specifically for primates with EYEBALLS like our own. Other species developed different color wheels based on two or even four bands of “real” color. Our vid screens may look very different to them. They may see better, happier rainbows or none at all. That’s a sad thought to a primate.
Next time: Weird Crayons Explained.